"Pinapaikot mo lang ako
Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang
patayin mo na lang ako"
-electric fan
Kahit marami na akong nahalikan
Kahit madami ng labi ang dumampi sa akin
Marami mang lumaway sa akin
Hindi ibig sabihin nito na wala na akong dangal
-Kutsara
"hindi lahat ng walang salawal
ay bastos"
-winnie d' pooh
"Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad
kundi ang mapalapit sa 'yo.
pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo"
-ipis
"Hala! sige magpakasasa ka!
Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo."
-hipon
"Hindi lahat ng green ay masustansya."
-plema
"Ayoko na! pag nagmamahal ako lagi na lang
maraming tao ang nagagalit! wala ba akong
karapatang magmahal?!?"
-gasolina
"Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako'y sa yo
Ayoko ko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao
ganun mo na lang ako itanggi.."
-utot
"Sawang sawa na ako palagi nalang akong
pinagpapasa-pasahan, pagod na pagod na ako."
-Bola
"You never know what you have till you lose it.
and once you lose it, you can never get it back"
-snatcher
"Hindi lahat ng pink, KIKAY!"
-majinboo
"Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka
mahirap ba talagang makontento sa isa?
bakit palipat-lipat ka?
-TV
"Hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin c"
-kili kili
Sige, batihin mo ako.... Sigeee.....BATEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
-omelette
Pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako!
-libag
"wag mo na akong bilugin.."
-kulangot
Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo?
-Lego
"Hindi lahat ng dugo puedeng idonate"
-regla
"Hindi lahat ng hinog ay matamis"
-pigsa
"Kapag iniwan ka na, wag mo nang subukang habulin pa siya
at baka masaktan ka lang at maipit pa.."
-LRT............ MRT: I Agree!.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Pick Up LInes
HE. " can I buy you a drink? "
SHE. " Actually I'd rather have the money "
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a
face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .I've been looking for
a face like yours!!!
HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it
twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same
mistake twice!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share!!!
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!
HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same
time!!!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die
laughing.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in
your wildestdreams.
SHE. " Actually I'd rather have the money "
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a
face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .I've been looking for
a face like yours!!!
HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it
twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same
mistake twice!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share!!!
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!
HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same
time!!!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die
laughing.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in
your wildestdreams.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Whom you will choose the one who loves you or the one you love?
Mahirap ba ito sagutin?...
Sabi ng nakakarami...
choose the one "who love you" because love may grow in you... but there's a chance that you will end up having no feelings for him/her...
Choosing the one you love may not love you back or might take your feelings for granted.. :(
Sabi ng nakakarami...
choose the one "who love you" because love may grow in you... but there's a chance that you will end up having no feelings for him/her...
Choosing the one you love may not love you back or might take your feelings for granted.. :(
Monday, January 5, 2009
Inspirational Poem from Mabelle
Reason, Season and Lifetime
..
People always come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime.
When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do.
..
When someone is in your life for a REASON,
it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly.
They have come to assist you through a difficulty,
or to provide you with guidance and support,
to aid you physically, emotionally, or even spiritually.
They may seem like a godsend to you, and they are.
They are there for the reason you need them to be.
...
Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time,
this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end.
...
Sometimes they die. Sometimes they just walk away.
Sometimes they act up or out and force you to take a stand.
What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; their work is done.
The prayer you sent up has been answered and it is now time to move on.
...
When people come into your life for a SEASON,
it is because your turn has come to share, grow, or learn.
They may bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh.
They may teach you something you have never done.
They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy.
Believe it! It is real! But, only for a season.
And like Spring turns to Summer and Summer to Fall,
the season eventually ends.
...
LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons;
those things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation.
Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person/people (anyway);
and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas in your life.
It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.
Thank you for being part of my life.
...
Used with permission
~©Brian A. "Drew" Chalker~
..
People always come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime.
When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do.
..
When someone is in your life for a REASON,
it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly.
They have come to assist you through a difficulty,
or to provide you with guidance and support,
to aid you physically, emotionally, or even spiritually.
They may seem like a godsend to you, and they are.
They are there for the reason you need them to be.
...
Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time,
this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end.
...
Sometimes they die. Sometimes they just walk away.
Sometimes they act up or out and force you to take a stand.
What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; their work is done.
The prayer you sent up has been answered and it is now time to move on.
...
When people come into your life for a SEASON,
it is because your turn has come to share, grow, or learn.
They may bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh.
They may teach you something you have never done.
They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy.
Believe it! It is real! But, only for a season.
And like Spring turns to Summer and Summer to Fall,
the season eventually ends.
...
LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons;
those things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation.
Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person/people (anyway);
and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas in your life.
It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.
Thank you for being part of my life.
...
Used with permission
~©Brian A. "Drew" Chalker~
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Hows My vacation??
Dec. 24 - Me and my officemates went to Market Market, Last day na kasi ni Ms. Noreen sa office namin coz she resigned... :( then we took pictures from MOA's cam na bigay sa kanya ni Kuya... hihihihi
Dec. 25 - hmmm nothing's special... i spent ata most of my time sa PC chatting with my best friend...
Dec. 27 - We went to Kuya's Armans place... X-mas Party kasama ko sila Ms. Tin, Belle and Kikz... as usual nalasing ako.. Tequilla shots... sayang walang Body Shots... hahaha JOKE!!!! oh well. . nakakahiya that night...
Dec. 29- I was surprised coz my ex was back from his province... :) then he asked me out...
Dec. 30 - We both watch "tanging ina" after we ate dinner.. We also went to timezone and spent some time in KTV... I really had a great time that day when suddenly he brought topics which made me feel irritated... I keep on explaining kung bakit nag end ang relationship namin...
Dec. 31 - New Years Eve... same pa din i spent all my day explaining on him why i fell out of love... :( It's sad yeah i know... pero ayaw ko bumalik sa relationship ng walang kasiguraduhan kung mag wowork... How can i think if he insist me to be back always... Ang Kulit nya sinabi ko na magiisip ako "Give Me Time"... After that talked he went home... and me lying in my bed texting my bestfriend para magpaantok and kwento kwento na din...
Jan. 1 - I spent all my days sa PC... and decided to come along with my cousins cause he's still insisting me to give him a chance... sa isip isip ko theres so many chances na para maisip nya ang kulang nya... It's hard na ipaintindi sa kanya coz ang pinakikinggan lang nya is yung side nya... pano naman ang side ko... oh well thats past... .
Jan. 2 - He gave me an answer that he will wait for me... and said that he will accept me back when i feel that i love and need him again..
Jan. 3 - He was insecure and jealous with my friends specially with my bestfriend... ang hilig nya kasi magbasa ng mga text messages sa CP ko.. Then sa chat, everytime may kachat ako lagi na lang nagrereact... kesho buti pa sa kanya may time ka.. choo choo ever.. so that night i decided to already give my answer "Its Over for both of us"...
Jan. 4 - No signs of him.. maybe he's busy doing something or galit na sya sa akin... di ko naman sya masisisi... If we're meant to be each other then i know he'll be back and we will get back together no matter what..
Dec. 25 - hmmm nothing's special... i spent ata most of my time sa PC chatting with my best friend...
Dec. 27 - We went to Kuya's Armans place... X-mas Party kasama ko sila Ms. Tin, Belle and Kikz... as usual nalasing ako.. Tequilla shots... sayang walang Body Shots... hahaha JOKE!!!! oh well. . nakakahiya that night...
Dec. 29- I was surprised coz my ex was back from his province... :) then he asked me out...
Dec. 30 - We both watch "tanging ina" after we ate dinner.. We also went to timezone and spent some time in KTV... I really had a great time that day when suddenly he brought topics which made me feel irritated... I keep on explaining kung bakit nag end ang relationship namin...
Dec. 31 - New Years Eve... same pa din i spent all my day explaining on him why i fell out of love... :( It's sad yeah i know... pero ayaw ko bumalik sa relationship ng walang kasiguraduhan kung mag wowork... How can i think if he insist me to be back always... Ang Kulit nya sinabi ko na magiisip ako "Give Me Time"... After that talked he went home... and me lying in my bed texting my bestfriend para magpaantok and kwento kwento na din...
Jan. 1 - I spent all my days sa PC... and decided to come along with my cousins cause he's still insisting me to give him a chance... sa isip isip ko theres so many chances na para maisip nya ang kulang nya... It's hard na ipaintindi sa kanya coz ang pinakikinggan lang nya is yung side nya... pano naman ang side ko... oh well thats past... .
Jan. 2 - He gave me an answer that he will wait for me... and said that he will accept me back when i feel that i love and need him again..
Jan. 3 - He was insecure and jealous with my friends specially with my bestfriend... ang hilig nya kasi magbasa ng mga text messages sa CP ko.. Then sa chat, everytime may kachat ako lagi na lang nagrereact... kesho buti pa sa kanya may time ka.. choo choo ever.. so that night i decided to already give my answer "Its Over for both of us"...
Jan. 4 - No signs of him.. maybe he's busy doing something or galit na sya sa akin... di ko naman sya masisisi... If we're meant to be each other then i know he'll be back and we will get back together no matter what..
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